Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Money Troubles

Several Sadies softball players are looking to file bankruptcy to avoid paying fines. An unnamed player said "$10.......are you kidding me? Who has $10? NOT Me!!"

Rumor has it that a former player actually moved to houston to avoid a $50 bill.

Was this the resason behind Scott morris's sudden retirement?

Sunday, June 29, 2008

A Historic Moment In Mike Maida's Career


Here's a quick pop quiz for everyone:

Q: Who is the only active Sadies player to have a hit against Sadies in an official regular season or playoff game?

A: The great Mike Maida. On Thursday, June 26th 2008, Maida arrived late for the game versus 3 Sons and was inserted into the game immediately...as a member of 3 Sons because they were short players. He stepped to the plate without an ounce of stretching and laced his usual rocket between short and third (see dramatization photo above). By the third inning 3 Sons had their players and Maida was back wearing his Sadies orange. Yet another dramatic moment in Maida's storied career.

Someone in the stands was overheard asking the following question as Maida finished his follow through: "Is this heaven?"

Maida replied: "No, it's Waltham but I can understand how my perfect swing would make you think that."

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Undefeated Assistant Coaches

Not only is Riley without a loss when filling in for Coach Carroll, but so am I. Maybe Jamie should go away more often.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Retirement

All this time I thought Scott has been retired for the last 4 years. Scott you were a tremendous asset for our team.. I mean an ass for our team. Good luck in your golden years at the golf course I hope you can get your handicap to just your personality.. I want to start the movement to have his jersey number retired..

Friday, May 30, 2008

Say It Ain't So Scotty Mo!!!

Roster Update: Scott morris has officially retired!! The news was just reported by John Clayton on ESPN. Taking his place on the Sadies roster will be Matt Haverty.

Scott Morris -
I have retired on top!!!
We are the champions of 2007 and I know you boys will REPRESENT this year and REPEAT!!!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

NOW THAT WAS A FUN WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

I was gonna write a game story

About last nights game but Riley's ( a.k.a. The Cippled broken foot overweight lady killer) picture says a thousand words! Sadies got down big early while Ryans found every hole in the field available but as always Sadies rallied to take the lead but some rally killing double plays killed what should of been a win not to mention Gary and Vecos lack of Leg usage!